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	<title>Comments on: &#8220;And the Disciples Were Called Krustians First In &#8230;&#8221;     —Acts 11:26, RSV (Revised Suburban Version)</title>
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		<title>By: Mark Perkins</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mark Perkins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 19:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jehovah Jireh!

http://www.sadbear.net/2010/06/62-foot-tall-jesus-statue-struck-by.html</description>
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		<title>By: Mark Perkins</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mark Perkins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 07:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Read the post, couldn&#039;t finish the comments.  It&#039;s late, and I am wasting enough time reading year-old posts.

1. I drove past that gawdawful thing in the picture on the way to hear Andrew Bird and Grizzly Bear play some musiks in Cincinnati, and then again on the way back, this time all lit up.  The car included a few Anglicans, an evangelical-considering-Catholicism, and a bitter agnostic.  The horror was ecumenical.

2. I like this post better than Eester or Mere Krust because it&#039;s a bit less derisive though that unfortunately means its also less funny (I, for one, appreciated the punkins and promptly showed them to my brother, who appreciated them slightly less.  And I laughed loudly at binding the stone in the former post.).  I will say I know Mrs. Hogwash, and the study she puts on has done more good than all the self-satisfaction of converts to tradition combined.

More to the point, do you suppose that Mrs. Hogwash&#039;s gals would have ambled over to the nearest liturgical body had Mrs. Hogwash canceled their study?  And, if not, exactly what harm is being done by some ignorant souls reading a botched translation?</description>
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<p>1. I drove past that gawdawful thing in the picture on the way to hear Andrew Bird and Grizzly Bear play some musiks in Cincinnati, and then again on the way back, this time all lit up.  The car included a few Anglicans, an evangelical-considering-Catholicism, and a bitter agnostic.  The horror was ecumenical.</p>
<p>2. I like this post better than Eester or Mere Krust because it&#8217;s a bit less derisive though that unfortunately means its also less funny (I, for one, appreciated the punkins and promptly showed them to my brother, who appreciated them slightly less.  And I laughed loudly at binding the stone in the former post.).  I will say I know Mrs. Hogwash, and the study she puts on has done more good than all the self-satisfaction of converts to tradition combined.</p>
<p>More to the point, do you suppose that Mrs. Hogwash&#8217;s gals would have ambled over to the nearest liturgical body had Mrs. Hogwash canceled their study?  And, if not, exactly what harm is being done by some ignorant souls reading a botched translation?</p>
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		<title>By: Bruce Smith</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bruce Smith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Swiss ban minarets but not yodeling:-

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6937486.ece</description>
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		<title>By: Steve K.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Steve K.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:17:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>DW - 

Yes, those are the Carthusians of the Grande Chartreuse monastery. The film is &quot;Into Great Silence&quot; (Die Große Stille). It is one of the most beautiful things I own (also, inspired me to try Chartreuse liquor for the first time).

Thank you for the kind comments about our area! I do love it here, even if my heart is torn between here and the Shenandoah Valley.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DW &#8211; </p>
<p>Yes, those are the Carthusians of the Grande Chartreuse monastery. The film is &#8220;Into Great Silence&#8221; (Die Große Stille). It is one of the most beautiful things I own (also, inspired me to try Chartreuse liquor for the first time).</p>
<p>Thank you for the kind comments about our area! I do love it here, even if my heart is torn between here and the Shenandoah Valley.</p>
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		<title>By: D.W. Sabin</title>
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		<dc:creator>D.W. Sabin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cheeks,
&quot;closet Catholic&quot;......? I gave up closetation with my secreted hooch stashes but my paternal grandma Unga Bunga was a seventh sister of the Healy family and there aint no closeting that level of Mad Corker Catholicism. As to block-knocking, with Babs, one never had to endure anything beyond a very picturesque and efficiently devastating invective because she always had in her arsenal, the seven most terrifying words in the family lexicon:&quot;Wait till your father hears about this&quot;. We only had to watch the eldest go into orbit once to know this was not an empty threat...despite the fact that the old man, a third marine division heavyweight would give us the thigh-buster gaze if we even so much as killed an ant in his presence because, &quot;they have their purpose here and anyway, there is nothing worse than a bully&quot;. I think he saw enough death in the South Pacific. 

As to dissecting kitsch in a comparative analysis, this is akin to being a critic of the television arts, rather a waste of time. Kitsch, unlike television.... needs no explanation, it transcends and exists on a plane of its own, free of the declamations of those who know not what they say.

Steve K.,
Nope...just a visitor to that park mount but I always liked the very humorous quality of the name. Some lovely tidal coastline around you...not to speak of the tannic brooding beauty of the Great Dismal Swamp, first surveying job of George Washington. I once interviewed for a job with your fair burg a couple of decades ago and they demonstrated their prudence and foresight by not hiring me.

Are the Carthusians the group which a relatively recent documentary film follows in Austria? A remarkable film of quiet length with many shades. Another demonstration of the vibrancy within the growing independent film community. Many stories..many , many stories and the unifying theme is their authenticity...good, bad, beautiful, ugly .</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cheeks,<br />
&#8220;closet Catholic&#8221;&#8230;&#8230;? I gave up closetation with my secreted hooch stashes but my paternal grandma Unga Bunga was a seventh sister of the Healy family and there aint no closeting that level of Mad Corker Catholicism. As to block-knocking, with Babs, one never had to endure anything beyond a very picturesque and efficiently devastating invective because she always had in her arsenal, the seven most terrifying words in the family lexicon:&#8221;Wait till your father hears about this&#8221;. We only had to watch the eldest go into orbit once to know this was not an empty threat&#8230;despite the fact that the old man, a third marine division heavyweight would give us the thigh-buster gaze if we even so much as killed an ant in his presence because, &#8220;they have their purpose here and anyway, there is nothing worse than a bully&#8221;. I think he saw enough death in the South Pacific. </p>
<p>As to dissecting kitsch in a comparative analysis, this is akin to being a critic of the television arts, rather a waste of time. Kitsch, unlike television&#8230;. needs no explanation, it transcends and exists on a plane of its own, free of the declamations of those who know not what they say.</p>
<p>Steve K.,<br />
Nope&#8230;just a visitor to that park mount but I always liked the very humorous quality of the name. Some lovely tidal coastline around you&#8230;not to speak of the tannic brooding beauty of the Great Dismal Swamp, first surveying job of George Washington. I once interviewed for a job with your fair burg a couple of decades ago and they demonstrated their prudence and foresight by not hiring me.</p>
<p>Are the Carthusians the group which a relatively recent documentary film follows in Austria? A remarkable film of quiet length with many shades. Another demonstration of the vibrancy within the growing independent film community. Many stories..many , many stories and the unifying theme is their authenticity&#8230;good, bad, beautiful, ugly .</p>
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		<title>By: Bob Cheeks</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bob Cheeks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I gotta card from the Trappists. It said, &quot;Ask me about me vow of silence!&quot;</description>
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		<title>By: Roger Bennett</title>
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		<dc:creator>Roger Bennett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Photo on the front, with a bunch of somber monks in the early 20th century, captioned &quot;The silent monks of the Carthusian monastery would like to wish you a Happy Birthday.&quot; It&#039;s an American Greetings card.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Photo on the front, with a bunch of somber monks in the early 20th century, captioned &#8220;The silent monks of the Carthusian monastery would like to wish you a Happy Birthday.&#8221; It&#8217;s an American Greetings card.</p>
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		<title>By: Marianne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marianne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awesome! That must be one of half a dozen Carthusian jokes in history. 

But how did you know who it was from?</description>
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<p>But how did you know who it was from?</p>
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		<title>By: Roger Bennett</title>
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		<dc:creator>Roger Bennett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Coincidentally, I got a birthday card yesterday, supposedly from the Carthusians. I opened it an it said &quot;&quot;.</description>
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		<title>By: Marianne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marianne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:41:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I only deal with the Carthusians. They are so wonderfully quiet....</description>
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		<title>By: Bob Cheeks</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bob Cheeks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:33:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My dear Marianne, perhaps you might try buying indulgences with the local diocese, failing that try the Jesuits. I&#039;m pretty sure they can get the time in purgatory reduced (frankly, I prefer the Trappists, less worldly). BTW, any word yet on the nihil obscot certification?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My dear Marianne, perhaps you might try buying indulgences with the local diocese, failing that try the Jesuits. I&#8217;m pretty sure they can get the time in purgatory reduced (frankly, I prefer the Trappists, less worldly). BTW, any word yet on the nihil obscot certification?</p>
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		<title>By: Marianne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marianne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mr. Cheeks: No deal then, eh? Too bad for me; I was really looking forward to bypassing 100 years of Purgatory for my role in spreading Popery.</description>
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		<title>By: Steve K.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Steve K.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;is like comparing Mt. Trashmore in Virginia Beach to the Grand Tetons. &quot;

Are you a local DW? I never thought I&#039;d see Mt. Trashmore mentioned on the Porch...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;is like comparing Mt. Trashmore in Virginia Beach to the Grand Tetons. &#8221;</p>
<p>Are you a local DW? I never thought I&#8217;d see Mt. Trashmore mentioned on the Porch&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Bob Cheeks</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bob Cheeks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:15:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Marianne, sweetie, just relax, my fondness for the old church is well known and though I have my issues with the co-redemptrix (redemptrist??) thingy and the phenomenon of death by doctrinization of the drama of revelation long espoused by Rome I do hope that someday the curia will abandon the failed experiment with school theology and partake in the mystical/experiential theology of the Logos.

DW, you see I had this feeling that you were a closet Catholic and I do appreciate the LDS thing since my sister-in-law is a convert!
Re: your expertise in design (and, yes I&#039;m much impressed) I would like your professional assessment concerning the &quot;Jesus&quot; illustrated on Fr. Jason&#039;s essay and the beloved mural at Notre Dame, fondly referred to as &quot;Touchdown&quot; Jesus? That is, which one, in your expert opinion is tackier and why? Or, which one is more blasphemous, and why?
Further, I do hope that Mom boxed your ears for such impertinence, I know mine woulda!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marianne, sweetie, just relax, my fondness for the old church is well known and though I have my issues with the co-redemptrix (redemptrist??) thingy and the phenomenon of death by doctrinization of the drama of revelation long espoused by Rome I do hope that someday the curia will abandon the failed experiment with school theology and partake in the mystical/experiential theology of the Logos.</p>
<p>DW, you see I had this feeling that you were a closet Catholic and I do appreciate the LDS thing since my sister-in-law is a convert!<br />
Re: your expertise in design (and, yes I&#8217;m much impressed) I would like your professional assessment concerning the &#8220;Jesus&#8221; illustrated on Fr. Jason&#8217;s essay and the beloved mural at Notre Dame, fondly referred to as &#8220;Touchdown&#8221; Jesus? That is, which one, in your expert opinion is tackier and why? Or, which one is more blasphemous, and why?<br />
Further, I do hope that Mom boxed your ears for such impertinence, I know mine woulda!</p>
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		<title>By: D.W. Sabin</title>
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		<dc:creator>D.W. Sabin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:56:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now Cheeks, come clean now, pull out your Derida Fer Ijits book and tell me you did not at least tarry for a moment on the word &quot;flatulence&quot; whence hurling charges of &quot;afflatus&quot; at your properly upbraided un-indicted co-conspirator here. 

It is a bit of low comedy to suffer through me, of all people, commenting upon the religious expressions of others. It is, to be sure, something along the lines of Charles Manson giving an Ikebana Clinic at the California State Penitentiary. No, in fact its worse than that. 

I trust a Roman Imprimatur will not be instituted on this ecumenical site. Or perhaps I hope one shall not be soon adopted.....Rome has had a dossier on me ever since I was in Junior High and my Jack Mormon mother started taking us to St. James and after the baritone young Father Goddard abandoned both his sports car and us to go minister to the latino neighborhoods, we were forced into sermons by a Father Flage who, after six consecutive Sundays of genuflecting somnolence forced a &quot;I&#039;m not going to come to another boring morning with Father Flakey&quot; out of me that was loud enough that it was overheard and my stupendous mother was forced to endure but another public gaffe from her impetuous progeny. St. Babs is telling me to shut up and finish the remaining 8 books as you suggest so I&#039;ll mind my own damnation now, forthwith.

I stand by my tart comments upon the evocation of &quot;excessive exaltation&quot; in the edifice though, I attempt to design in my temporal affairs and so things like these drive me mad. Money can buy good or bad design and craftsmanship and unfortunately, the Bad tends to prevail...in fact, it is legion.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now Cheeks, come clean now, pull out your Derida Fer Ijits book and tell me you did not at least tarry for a moment on the word &#8220;flatulence&#8221; whence hurling charges of &#8220;afflatus&#8221; at your properly upbraided un-indicted co-conspirator here. </p>
<p>It is a bit of low comedy to suffer through me, of all people, commenting upon the religious expressions of others. It is, to be sure, something along the lines of Charles Manson giving an Ikebana Clinic at the California State Penitentiary. No, in fact its worse than that. </p>
<p>I trust a Roman Imprimatur will not be instituted on this ecumenical site. Or perhaps I hope one shall not be soon adopted&#8230;..Rome has had a dossier on me ever since I was in Junior High and my Jack Mormon mother started taking us to St. James and after the baritone young Father Goddard abandoned both his sports car and us to go minister to the latino neighborhoods, we were forced into sermons by a Father Flage who, after six consecutive Sundays of genuflecting somnolence forced a &#8220;I&#8217;m not going to come to another boring morning with Father Flakey&#8221; out of me that was loud enough that it was overheard and my stupendous mother was forced to endure but another public gaffe from her impetuous progeny. St. Babs is telling me to shut up and finish the remaining 8 books as you suggest so I&#8217;ll mind my own damnation now, forthwith.</p>
<p>I stand by my tart comments upon the evocation of &#8220;excessive exaltation&#8221; in the edifice though, I attempt to design in my temporal affairs and so things like these drive me mad. Money can buy good or bad design and craftsmanship and unfortunately, the Bad tends to prevail&#8230;in fact, it is legion.</p>
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		<title>By: Marianne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marianne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:37:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh yes, Mr. Cheeks! I would highly recommend acquiring Mr. Pope Benedict&#039;s certificate of Ancient Christian Authenticity.  He sells them for a modest price: simply sign over to him the eternal souls of you and all your family. But don&#039;t worry! He&#039;s been in the business of scrubbing souls into heresy-free perfection for 2,000 years. A real expert! And don&#039;t forget to mention FPR to him; he could turn this place into his most effective vassal yet...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh yes, Mr. Cheeks! I would highly recommend acquiring Mr. Pope Benedict&#8217;s certificate of Ancient Christian Authenticity.  He sells them for a modest price: simply sign over to him the eternal souls of you and all your family. But don&#8217;t worry! He&#8217;s been in the business of scrubbing souls into heresy-free perfection for 2,000 years. A real expert! And don&#8217;t forget to mention FPR to him; he could turn this place into his most effective vassal yet&#8230;</p>
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