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The No-Suicide Pact
Posted By John Médaille On March 22, 2011 @ 8:24 pm In Short | No Comments
You cannot slit your wrists. It says so, right here in your employment contract. And besides, we’ve installed suicide netting on all of our buildings. So if you manage to kill yourself, it is not our fault. So tell your relatives not to sue us.
Or, where our iPads come from.
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