Auld Lame Side

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This is what we all need now: a deep belly-laugh.
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The Neighborhood Bar and the Chief End of Man

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There they sit, attractive in their way.
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It Can’t Get Any More Dumb-Assed Than This (Can It?)

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Let us take in the full range of dumb-assedness.
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Bar Jester Five-O

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What does a man do at the half-century mark? What he damn-well pleases.
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Mrs. Bar Jester Moves Nearer Her Revenge

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What are you wearing?
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Longing for Home Over Glory: An Artful Interpretation of the Epic Poems by Homer and Virgil

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Dramatic paths to glory are viewed with skepticism in our modern democratic age. As Tocqueville suggests, “amongst democratic nations ambition is ardent and continual, but its aim is not habitually lofty; and life is generally spent in eagerly coveting small…
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Carter October 8, 2013
Madness may be measured among oncologists who desire unlimited growth.
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It bashed his brains in.
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Chicken Aioli: What It Is Now

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Mr. Freezer, meet Mr. Martini glass.
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Baconations on a Theme

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Misery, misery, sonofabitch of all miseries!
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On the Right Side of Progress–Or the Left

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My road isn’t wide enough for people who don’t live on it.
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The Dumb-Ass Bar Jester: He Got Him a Plan

E.E. Lawson July 2, 2013
Who could resist—especially at that price?
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The Night of Susurrant Voices

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God didn't put twelve months on the calendar so we could work them all.
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The Barn Jester Steps In It

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Those who think "nostalgia" is a bad word marking a bad sentiment can pucker my yonder socket.
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Bar Jester Chronicles XVIII: A Proper New Year’s Eve

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I’ll return when, looking from the woods, I see total fenestrated darkness.
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Or Die

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Thank God—sorry: thank progress, rather—for that million-year window!
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