Carter October 8, 2013
Madness may be measured among oncologists who desire unlimited growth.
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mementoMoriSkull2_rsconnett September 24, 2013
It bashed his brains in.
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Chicken Aioli: What It Is Now

the-creamiest-aioli-646 September 10, 2013
Mr. Freezer, meet Mr. Martini glass.
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Baconations on a Theme

baconweave August 27, 2013
Misery, misery, sonofabitch of all miseries!
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On the Right Side of Progress–Or the Left

Tree 1 August 14, 2013
My road isn’t wide enough for people who don’t live on it.
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The Dumb-Ass Bar Jester: He Got Him a Plan

E.E. Lawson July 2, 2013
Who could resist—especially at that price?
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The Night of Susurrant Voices

Dandelion-Wine-e1327969287597 May 29, 2013
God didn't put twelve months on the calendar so we could work them all.
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The Barn Jester Steps In It

cow pies April 9, 2013
Those who think "nostalgia" is a bad word marking a bad sentiment can pucker my yonder socket.
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Bar Jester Chronicles XVIII: A Proper New Year’s Eve

bonfire January 1, 2013
I’ll return when, looking from the woods, I see total fenestrated darkness.
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Or Die

blackhole_diagram September 4, 2012
Thank God—sorry: thank progress, rather—for that million-year window!
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Going to Hell with Huck

LowWaterNew-Inet August 1, 2012
This life is no trick, no accident.
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Now Let Us Raze Famous Men

Wood plane July 10, 2012
He was looking at me with what appeared to be some degree of disbelief.
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Carbonara Redux En Toto (And, Mayhap, Another Latinism in the ’80s Kitchen)

Toto-Past_To_Present_1977_1990-Frontal May 22, 2012
I think about growing a mullet this summer.
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On Being a Worthy Heir of the Agrarian Contrarians

666 May 2, 2012
But, as Shakespeare wrote, we sometimes “by indirections find directions out.”
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