We Will Detect All of Your Non-Neutral Expressions! By Caleb Stegall - May 27, 2009 4 Reading Time: < 1 Facebook Twitter Email Print Someone send Sly to the VA DMV! RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Barbershop Dear Mom: A Letter on Time The Nightstand Regarding Mutualism, Cooperativism, and Other (Interstitially) Anti-Capitalist Alternatives Short Walking, Belonging, and Counting The Barbershop Fitness, Fellowship, and Faith: Learning Masculinity in a Time of Despair The Nightstand Finding Arcadia: The Garden in the Cosmos in Latin Literature The Nightstand Watching Movies and Wondering about Metaphysics in an Anxious Age 4 COMMENTS Wow, Kafka arrives in Virginia. I’m due for a new one from VA DMV in September, looks like I will be experiencing this soon. I am smiling away in my previous DL. What a mockery of self-government – now we cannot even smile for driver’s license pictures, and there is little we can do about it. They are at least correct that a dour, smileless expression in their databanks will be required to identify us in the future they seem to have in mind. Since the only time that it’s really necessary to produce a driver’s license is when you’re pulled over by the cops, it seems apt that we should be smile-less. Maybe they should have the photographer wear jackboots and leathers to get us in the mood… This doesn’t even make sense from the viewpoint of plain old identification. Teeth are far more permanent than an expression, and descriptions of suspects often include “gold tooth” or “missing lower teeth”. Comments are closed.