VISION FOR A NEW CABINET:

A Proposal of Possibilities for the Next American President

Secretary of Kitchen Gardens and Small Diversified Farms
Secretary of the Nameless Snowmelt Springtime Creeks Along the Highways of 
       Wyoming
Director of Indiscriminate Mercy
Director of Haiku, Fermentation, and Midwifery Studies
Secretary of Defense Against Solipsistic Acquisitiveness
Secretary of the Fragrance of the Magnolia Blossoms on the Capitol Building 
        Lawn
Secretary of the Lonesome Baseball Diamonds of St. George, Utah
Secretary of the Fifteen Wolves Left in California
Secretary of the Memory of Matthew Shepard Tied to a Fence and Dying
Secretary of the Memory of Flocks of Passenger Pigeons So Great They For 
        Hour Upon Hour Blocked the Light of the Sun
Director of the Office of Amish Studies
Director of the Office of Nonaligned Political Incorrectness
Secretary of the Memory of Henry David Thoreau Throwing Summer Muskmelon 
        Parties, Playing His Flute for the Perch, and Hoeing His Beans Barefoot
Director of Homage to the Cabin at Walden Pond, Tor House, Kitkitdizze, and 
        Lanes Landing Farm
Director of the Office of the Jaguars of Arizona and the Gulf of Mexico Bull 
        Sharks Swimming (For More than a Thousand Miles) Up the Mississippi
Administrator of the Agency of the Veneration of Mothers
Administrator of the Agency of Jubilant Unrepentant Under-the-Trees Procreation
Director of the Office of Malice Toward None and Charity Toward All
Secretary of the Memory of Martin Luther King Jr. and Thich Nhat Hanh in 
         Chicago Holding Hands
Secretary of Awareness of the Ineradicable Reality of Sickness, Vulnerability, and Death
Secretary of Awareness of Chronological Snobbery and the Myth of Progress
Secretary of the Memory of John Henry Outhammering the Machine
Secretary of Awareness that Inevitability Often Does Not Last Long
Director of Awareness that Now, As Always, It is Early
Administrator of the Agency of Raw Milk and a Revolution of Spirit
Secretary of the Memory of Crazy Horse on Lookout Wedging Rocks Between His Toes
Director of the Office of Another American Dream