Bar Jester Chronicles 18: An Expostulation Upon the Morning B.M.

bloody-mary May 29, 2012
It should be an event of considerable magnitude.
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Why I Am Not an Environmentalist

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Too many people who account themselves “green” seem to get caught up in shades of greenness.
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Barbecued Ribs and “The Best That Ever Was!”

IMG_bbq-ribs May 9, 2012
And nowhere is there a goddess more excellently bright.
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On Being a Worthy Heir of the Agrarian Contrarians

666 May 2, 2012
But, as Shakespeare wrote, we sometimes “by indirections find directions out.”
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Luck’s a Chance, But Trouble’s Sure

jed_clampett April 3, 2012
We’re still exercising our certain unalienable right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of hypermobility.
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Primary? What Primary? There’s a Tournament on and a Woman to Impress

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How about a little one-on-one, full court press?
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To Warm the Frozen Swamp

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The hoary wood, its bark curled, practices resurrection.
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Surviving Five O’Clock

There’s nothing the smell of this can’t solve.
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The Bar Jester on Bourbon (during Advent)

bourbon December 7, 2011
You scotch and gin and (gasp!) vodka drinkers may dismiss it. But you should know that you are wrong, wrong, wrong.
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After All, It Almost Rhymes With Bikini

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And then, at last, as if from an ancient laver of regeneration, I baptize the evening properly.
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Seize the Bacon

BWeave12 November 9, 2011
You’ve heard of pig-in-a-blanket? This is pig-in-a-pig-blanket.
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On the Conversion of Grass and Sunlight; or, Round Steak in a World Gone Mad

cow November 1, 2011
An animal with four stomachs is on its way to mine.
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How the Bar Jester Would Fix America (Warning: It Involves Coercion)

casino-fun1 September 7, 2011
The underpopulated farm and the crowded casino remain for me the enduring emblems of hope and despair, respectively.
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Cool as a Cucumber–In This Heat

Cucumber on vine July 20, 2011
Soon you'll all be cool as cucumbers--and soon enough as cold as the grave.
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