“Bawk-bawk be-gehk!” she cries, and I know just where she’s coming from.
Heaven favored me with three successive clement weekends.
They should be required to share a double bed and commit adultery with each other every night—twice if possible.
If you want to write worse than the average undergraduate male, consider philosophy.
Her breasts are too good for the local market.
This is what we all need now: a deep belly-laugh.
But, as Shakespeare wrote, we sometimes “by indirections find directions out.”
Hillsdale, MI. It is said that Aesop, despite making all his characters animals and thus avoiding being Nathan to his contemporary Davids, was finally thrown over a cliff by the neighbors he offended. Walt Kelly, the creator of Pogo, suffe...