Tag: humor

“Bawk-bawk be-gehk!” she cries, and I know just where she’s coming from.

Heaven favored me with three successive clement weekends.

They should be required to share a double bed and commit adultery with each other every night—twice if possible.

If you want to write worse than the average undergraduate male, consider philosophy.

Her breasts are too good for the local market.

Ingham County, MI As darkness falls upon what a friend of mine charitably calls “Jack-Ass Acres,” and as the promise of rain comes with the...

This is what we all need now: a deep belly-laugh.

But, as Shakespeare wrote, we sometimes “by indirections find directions out.”

Save, print, drink.

Nor was it his great and almost constant tumescence, which his grey polyester pants could never quite sufficiently hide.