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Jason Peters

Articles by Jason Peters

On the Use of a Grim Joke and a National Elegy

Until then you’ll welcome into your homes the talking heads who, loving an abstraction, spread a pestilential hatred.
Jason Peters
September 13, 2011

Against Vacation

The vacation, far from being a treatment for a serious illness, is instead a symptom of it.
Jason Peters
August 2, 2011

The One World On Offer

Perhaps the tension will be useful when it comes time to make something of what is. Just be sure you make it in a place called home.
Jason Peters
July 27, 2011

Of Dullards, Whales, Frustrations, and Shirts Like Fetters

What of those who have never once thought it their duty to amuse their readers?
Jason Peters
May 18, 2011

Boredom and the “App” for Self-Control

The future is grim, my friends.
Jason Peters
April 27, 2011

Magpie Education for Small-Mouth Bass

We’re like small-mouth bass, and we’ve swallowed the technological treble hook.
Jason Peters
April 6, 2011

Kingsley Amis (!) On the Priesthood

Then it’s a bit up to you to be jolly crusty and jolly full of hell-fire and sin and damnation.
Jason Peters
November 17, 2010

Handing Higher Ed to the Cripples: On John Williams’s “Stoner”

If there’s one thing we have in higher education today it’s a superfluity of bluster.
Jason Peters
October 26, 2010

Our Special Today is Spleen

Ah, you know what? Screw it. Give me the hairshirts wherever they are.
Jason Peters
September 22, 2010

Print Culture and the Fate of the Literary Quarterly

The general continued to pay for the upkeep of the LSU tiger in an airconditioned cage. The amount of money involved was almost precisely the same as the subsidy for…
Jason Peters
June 8, 2010

Bar Jester Chronicles 12(A): “The Way to Bliss” (A Work of Fiction–Sort of)

Nor was it his great and almost constant tumescence, which his grey polyester pants could never quite sufficiently hide.
Jason Peters
May 18, 2010

Meditation on the Cold

Lovers of snow and cold are qualitatively different from the lovers of sun and surf; they are different moral beings altogether.
Jason Peters
February 3, 2010

The Bar Jester’s Unpremeditated Verse

But as a profound poet trying to make a comfortable living I can’t really trouble myself about that fit audience though few. . . . Were I to start thinking…
Jason Peters
January 20, 2010

The Vast White Landscape: E.B. White’s “Great Snows” Revisited

Rock Island, IL A century ago in New England, the approach to snow was quite different. When snow began to fly, people switched to runners. Roads were not plowed out,…
Jason Peters
December 23, 2009

The Final Word On Cell Phones

Rock Island, IL In the early days of FPR, and then again more recently, I was impertinent enough to write disparaging remarks about cell phones, which as everyone knows are…
Jason Peters
October 21, 2009

The Bar Jester Chronicles 7: Morning Cyanide

Rock Island, IL “Morning Cyanide” is a fun game for the whole family. The best thing about it is this: not everyone has to be awake at the same time…
Jason Peters
October 14, 2009

Reach Out and Text Someone

ROCK ISLAND Now that all public space is the exclusive property of cell-phone users and the deaf people they talk to, a jeremiad is in order, though I'm going to try…
Jason Peters
March 18, 2009

Time-Travel Economics with Jonathan Swift

Rock Island, Illlinois. It’s a little-known fact that many of our finest writers owned time machines and paid frequent visits to the future. Furious John Ruskin (1819-1900), for example, that…
Jason Peters
March 4, 2009