Act Like a Man, and We’ll Arrest YouBy Jeremy Beer for FRONT PORCH REPUBLIC
Interesting article in the Philadelphia Inquirer today about a blind man from Brussels who, not bein’ from around these parts, didn’t realize that American freedom meant the Freedom Not to Question Official Procedures. Also the Freedom to Act Like a Slave. Not to mention the Freedom to Get Shoved Around and Imprisoned Without Knowing the Charges.
But thank God we have all of these air-travel rules and regulations in place. I mean, because otherwise the terrorists would have already won. Fortunately, our manly, spirit of ’76 freedom remains intact, just as the founders intended.